the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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