Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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