Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I wear drunk well.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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