so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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