forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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