I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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