I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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