Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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