id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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