Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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