She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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