I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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