I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You smell like stripper and shame
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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