Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
