My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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