Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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