I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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