i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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