Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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