dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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