Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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