Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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