Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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