YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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