just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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