I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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