i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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