HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This is my gift to your gina
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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