Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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