mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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