Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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