i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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