i think i have herpe
just one?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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