That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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