On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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