i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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