I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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