Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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