is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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