Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Someone signed my nipple.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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