Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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