I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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