Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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