Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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