You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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