then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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