That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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