Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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