do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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