We're like a lot better than the average bears
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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