brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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